To the tune of the Beverly Hillbilly's Theme Song
The Myrtle Beach Hillbilly's 2003
Let me tell ya a story 'bout a group I know,
They live far apart, couple thousand miles or so.
Then out of the "Blue" they were lookin for new turf
And they all decided that they oughta learn to surf
(the web that is, click that mouse)
Now a "Hurricane" was comin so no time to stop for
"Tea"
So they
moved along "Rash"ly and they settled for TV,
Now who got there the first, I'll never ever know,
Coulda been "Woody," "Days," "Jags," or even "Rho-.
( da Penn" that is. Kentucky Bluegrass)
"Helene" came along and "Terry" joined the group,
"Keela" is the one who always knows the scoop.
We get along nicely like a sister or a brother (!!!!!),
Welcome to "The Cabin" where we all love one "Another
( World "that is, Corey Story")
This is a crazy little song I know I can't be mean,
And speaking of crazy, can't forget the "Shellybean".
I'm sure that there are others that I know I might have "Mist,"
And when they find out their gonna be...oops
( can't say that, bad "Marm" bad)
There's Dennis, Billy, Mike and Mac and then there's David too
I'm sure they think this group of ours belongs inside a zoo.
You're all invited back next year but I'm not sure just where,
But promise yourself that you will meet me there
( Reunion 3 that is, fun and games)
THA THAT"S ALL FOLKS